[Me, every time I’ve had a chance to respond to the existence of Siri since its inception on the iPhone 4S:] “What a complete waste of time. Fake AI draining my battery with bad voice recognition? What kind of loser installs this crap, anyway?”

[Me, after the first time I use Siri to do a completely hands-free, voice-activated music playlist change while driving:] “MY VOICE IS POWER! I LIVE IN THE FUTURE! COMPUTER! FULL AHEAD, WARP 9!”