Jedi School

Someone asked me what I know about Jedi school.

I replied that all ll I know is when I went to Jedi school, the girls all ignored me and were into Kylo Ren, because he’s got that whole “bad boy” thing going for him. You never saw me hacking up the lunchroom with a lightsaber, but apparently playing by the rules and following the light side just doesn’t make you boyfriend material!

Sorry. I’m still bitter.